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the necronomicon

Ahh, The Necronomicon. My first comic strip. Originally created in 1999 as an expression of boredom during my job at the time babysitting inkjet printers for Hewlett Packard, it eventually evolved into a set of surprisingly varied characters. The name was chosen completely randomly, I happened to be watching Army of Darkness at the time, and it seemed appropriate. Wierd name, wierd sense of humor, wierd comic. Here is a review of The Necronomicon by Dave Fuller, who used to do the keenspace comic "Vicious Lies":

This week, I review The Necronomicon, by Chris "Frodo" Furniss.

Trying to describe The Necronomicon is as difficult as convincing somebody to listen to a certain kind of music; unless that person is already into it, they probably won't be that swayed by the description.

I checked out The Necronomicon through a link on BoxJam's Doodle. I immediately noticed the quality of the site design. Now, bear in mind that my definition of quality site design has nothing to do with any mad coding skillz or interactivity; rollovers and all that are nice, and so is tight code, but I just look at the aesthetics. Chris Furniss provides a site that I enjoy viewing. Everything from font choice to color selection fuses together into an eclectic yet somehow coherent vibe.

Then I started reading the comic. To be honest, I don't know what got me past the first few. I suppose, at the time, I was in such awe of BoxJam that I couldn't imagine him steering me wrong. (Now that I know he reads Funky Winkerbean, I'm starting to hedge my bets.) At first, I didn't get The Necronomicon; the characters were odd, the gags were unusual, and the plotlines were rather stream-of-consciousness.

And yet, somehow, I found myself returning day after day, hoping something new was there. I liked the idea of the strip; as Calvin and Hobbes were named after thinkers, Chris carried the idea to an absurd extreme. He has a talking bowling pin named Buber, a stick figure named Phil (for Phil-osopher), and a small critter that I think is a hedgehog named Sock (for Sock-rates). When you realize that for all intents and purposes this stogie-chomping rodent is considered a sock, the whole point of The Necronomicon starts to dawn on you.

It's absurd. It's Monty Python meets Pee-Wee's Playhouse with a dash of Ionesco. It's my source for great lines like "Either you stop talking, and we get along great, or you continue, and I hang you by your toenails and beat you senseless with a novelty-sized tack hammer." (This line is posted in my cubicle at work. Honest.)

Imagine that you're in charge of putting on a television show, and one of the props you must have is a coffeepot. You can't find a coffeepot, so in its place you put a cat. A live, purring-or-hissing, mouse-chasing cat. It's a completely preposterous situation -- and one that you'd be likely to find in The Necronomicon. This is NOT an idea Chris has used, of course; it's just an example of the oddity that makes this strip so likeable. It somehow feels full of energy; I can easily imagine Chris Furniss as one of the most caffeinated people on earth.

This is one of those comics that defies description. I'm forced to say the old standby: You have to see it for yourself. And I really hope you do. While you're there, check out the merchandise. (I really hope Chris has all his old merchandise still available -- I haven't checked since he joined Keenspace, I'm ashamed to admit.) Some of it is even funnier than the comic... which is, indeed, funny.

This review should be tattoed on my back at some point.

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